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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:41 am

I'm randonly rewatching episodes for the fun of it (and because we all know Hey Arnold! is ridiculously addictive) and I think I'm cracking up at the jokes even more now than I did when I was a kid. What are some of your favorite funny quotes?

One of the ones that gets me every single time is Helga calling Curly a "poor, twisted little freak" in "Cool Party" when he wants to run off, paint tiger stripes on his body and set the animals in the zoo free. The way he runs off and just the way she says that...I can't help laugh at it every time.

Curly: Give daddy some sugar! ("Deconstructing Arnold"...Curly's a nutcase, but that's part of why he's so funny)

For some reason I start laughing when Mr. Simmons starts singing the lyrics to the Rats song in "The Flood"...but mostly because Sheena and Eugene join in so enthusiastically (which reminds me of a dear friend of mine and I...we had a bad habit of singing show tunes during class. The teacher gave us the perfect opening to sing a part of "Keep It Gay" from "The Producers"...she just stared at us, but she never made any comments...).

Oh, and in "Beach Story" when Grandma gets to the nude beach, looks around and starts taking her bathing suit off, only commenting "When in Rome!" and when Phil sees her and cries "Pookie, nobody wants to see that!"

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by hatterlet on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:51 am

Shows should be more pretty?

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:54 am

Shows should be more witty! (YES! Someone else who gets it! You get an internet)

Rhonda: How's my little darling this morning?
Harold: Oh, I'm fine.
Rhonda: Not you Harold.

from "Egg Story".

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by hatterlet on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:56 am

Much love for The Producers. ( and what exactly does one do with an Internet?)

It's not exactly a quote, but I fall out of my chair when Arnold purrs. Cracks me up.

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Post by peachcake21 on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:59 am

Dont eat rassberrys.
XD

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:01 am

I got to see it live...with Tony Danza playing Max Bialystock. Weirdest casting ever, but he did a great job. Internets are mainly just for bragging rights. It's how some people reward other people on the net for being particularly awesome or hilarious.

Oh my gosh, I know...anytime Arnold's really flirtacious with Helga it both puts a smile on my face and makes me laugh. I don't know why.

Also, never eat raspberries is apparently good advice...except I love them.

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by hatterlet on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:07 am

My young 'protege'- a boy at my church who seems to have a massive crush on me and follows me around constantly- is addicted to that movie. I gave him a copy a few months ago and he quotes it all the time.


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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:11 am

Eugene: [singing] This is our neighborhood! How can they tear it down! How can they turn our smile into a frown!
Arnold: [turns off stereo] No singing, Eugene.
Eugene: But the occasion called for it.
Arnold: No, Eugene. No singing.

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by hatterlet on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:22 am

Ooh, Ooh!

Curly: I'M SO FIIIIINNE! THE GIRLS THINK I'M DIVIIIINE, THEY KNOW THAT I'M SUBLIIIIME, IT'S REALLY TRUE YA KNOW!

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Post by peachcake21 on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:23 am

"Bull fights and sordfight rolling in manure. Blows to the head *bang* I can endure"

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Post by hatterlet on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:25 am

And several pairs of tights, in shades of bluuuuuuuuueeee

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:26 am

Helga please say I do!

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by hatterlet on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:27 am

And thus was born the most awkward crack-pairing ever.

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:29 am

Truly.

I laugh everytime Stinky mentions lemon pudding. And all of Helga's imitations in "Helga's Show" were great...I especially loved that Mr. Simmons didn't realize he was the 'special' guy.

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by hatterlet on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:30 am

'Are you attempting to leave the school building, Ms. Pataki?'

'Are you attempting to dance the Flamenco, Principal Wartz?'

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Post by Annemiek on Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:45 am

Curly's 'give daddy some sugar' cracks me up every time XD I honestly laughed out loud as I read it Tears from laughter

In the movie.. when Helga came home and Miriam way lying with her head on the table, she heard a noise (was it Helga speaking?) and said "Ow *name of horse*, it's you.." and started petting him XD

And of course, the threesome-gag from Timberly likes Arnold!!

Arnold: It's not insurmountable.
Gerald: Insurmountable? Man, you read too much.

And what was that word Harold said to Principal Wartz, when he and Arnold were suspended? XD I don't exactly remember what he said, but he made a very funny mistake!

Brainy, what are you doing here?!
Uh.. wheeze.. something..

And of course jokes like these:
Helga:
There is no way I'm taking the subway.
[next frame]
I can't believe I'm taking the subway.

Arnold:
There is no way we're calling our go-cart the Mauve Avenger.
[next frame]
I can't believe we called our go-cart the Mauve Avenger.

Gerald:
There is no way we're fishing in a swan boat.
[next frame]
I can't believe we're fishing in a swan boat.

And..
Eugene: I can't believe how nice you look in that dress! XDD

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Post by Annemiek on Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:37 pm

Ow, and the rich guy episode had a lot of funny quotes too XD

Grandpa with his sack of money Tears from laughter

"Good! I still got a shot at my sack of money"
"Grandpa.."
"Arnold.."
"Grandpa.."
"Arnold.."
..
"Your turn.."
*throws a pancake on Arnold's head*
"GRANDPA!!"

XDD
That one cracks me up every time

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:21 pm

Grandpa: And if the real owner comes to the door, you know what you have to do.
Arnold: I know, Grandpa. I have to give him back.
Grandpa: What?! No, you lie!

From Helga's Parrot. Grandpa's usually pretty funny.

Gerald: You know your grandma's going back to jail, right?
Arnold: Yeah, I know.

...I don't know why I find that part so funny. Just the way Arnold says it...

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by Perhapsormaybe on Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:54 pm

From April Fool's Day

Grandma: Happy Groundhog's day! I've just seen my shadow, and you know what that means!
Grandpa: We know, Pookie
Grandpa/Arnold: 12 more days of Christmas.

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by kerlivage on Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:28 am

also in april fool´s day
helga: well see you later, wait, i won´t because of you..


helga:(sad) all the people out there dancing and having fun, that must be nice...
arnold: helga, would you like to dance?
helga: sure what the heck!

helga: MOM I´M HOME AND I´M BLIND!!!

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Re: Funniest quotes

Post by Annemiek on Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:35 am

Haha yeah

"Glad we're seeing eye to eye, you know, physically speaking, cause I'm blind.."

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