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Post by Mr. Simmons on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:40 am

Hello, everyone! My name is Robert Simmons, and I'm a teacher at the very special school P.S. 118! Feel free to ask me any of your special questions! I will be more than glad to answer!

Ah, and I see a few of my special students are already here! How wonderful!

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Re: Ask Mr. Simmons

Post by Helga on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:42 am

(Great, now we got a stinkin' teacher hanging around us. Where's Phoebe when I need her?)

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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:42 am

...you're not really giving us a math quiz, are you?

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Post by Mr. Simmons on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:45 am

Why hello there, Helga! How nice to see you! I sure hope you're writing some more of your special poetry!

*Laughs* And no, I'm not giving a quiz today. That's tomorrow! Be ready, my special students!

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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:48 am

...aww, man! What's it over?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen a student do?

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Post by peachcake21 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:48 am

Hello Mr.Simmons! You rock dude, you know, in a spedial way!
What did you do when you were 9?
Also:
1. What's the difference between a string bean and a potato?
2. Why are my pants purple?
3. How come coke burns so much when you take that first sip?
4. What the HECK is wrong with David Letterman?!
5. What would you think of a giraffe who sings "Do ya think I'm sexy?" and wiggles his neck while doing so?

7. Why do they call peanuts peanuts? It doesn't sound very appetizing... IT HAS PEA IN IT, FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
8. Is it really wrong to be in love with your imaginary friend?
9. Have you ever been in love?
10. Have you ever thought you were in love?
11. How come everything that tastes yucky is good for you and everything that tastes delicious is bad for you?
12. Have you ever chased after a butterfly?
13. Why do you want to be asked so many questions, anyway?
14. Have you ever lost a balloon right after you got it?
15. Have you ever stayed up all night?
16. What is your kryptonite?
17. How did you get hooked on Hey Arnold!?
18. What is your favorite emoticon?
19. What is wrong with French people?! WHY DO THEY EAT SNAILS?!?!?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
20. Do you agree that Jack Black should be President?

These are Wierd1's questions! Big Grin


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Post by Helga on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:49 am

Poetry, right. Heh.

A quiz? Really? Great.

Mr. Simmons could I borrow your copy of the math book? I uhh... lost mine.

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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:50 am

...Doesn't his copy have all the answers?

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Post by peachcake21 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:52 am

Lost Helga?
What did you exactly lose?

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Post by Helga on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:52 am

... If it does then I'd definitely like to borrow it.

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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:57 am

Mr. S, I simply have to ask this:

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, doesn't this mean that school is technically evil?

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Post by peachcake21 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:58 am

Can you write us a poem? Big Grin

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Post by Weird1 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:06 am

Cool, a teacher! *Rubs hands together deviously*

Okay, teach, you don't ever wear shorts, do you?

Okay, quick off topic thing here... Helga, cheating is bad. Not that you care. *Rolls eyes*

Back to questions.

Since I'm not in your "Special" class, I don't have to take the math quiz... right?

Why is everything "special" to you?

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Post by peachcake21 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:07 am

Do you like pants?

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Post by Mr. Simmons on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:13 am

Oh, you kids! Why Helga, if you lost your book, then that's no problem! I can replace it for you, I always have spare student copies in my desk.

1. Why, that's easy! A string bean, rather known as a green bean, are the unripe fruits of other beans! A potato is an edible crop and also comes in the form of a plant. But both are delicious and very special!

2. Because you chose to wear purple pants, of course!

3. It's a carbonated soft drink, so it may burn and fizz on the first sip or two!

4. I couldn't say, though I can assume he simply chooses to express himself in his own special way!

5. I don't believe I've seen that...but that would be interesting!

6. Huh? You mean...oh! *Laughs* I'm well past that stage, actually!

7. *Laughs* Peanuts are a very common misconception because of its name. It's simply a very tasty legume!

8. Oh, we all have special ways of expressing who we are! So long as we don't hurt others, there's no harm at all!

9. Ah...well, that was quite some time ago...

10. Well yes, I have...but as I said, it was a long time ago.

11. We all have our individual tastes, of course! It's simply a question of what one person prefers! We all have our own special opinions of what is delicious and what's not! Even if it may be good for you or not.

12. *Laughs* It was quite a past time when I was a child!

13. It's fun to answer questions asked by such special people!

14. I think every child has. But it's okay! We can just see it as something very special, like our troubles floating away!

15. A couple of times, during my college years...oh, those were some crazy times!

16. My kryptonite? Isn't that...ohhh! I see, yes! Well I do have a few weaknesses, I must confess! Vegetables, musicals, amazing writing...

17. It was simply something wonderful from the start! I can only say that it's been the greatest time of my teaching career! Everyone is just so special, indeed!

18. Emoticon...oh, this one is one of my favorites! Yay

19. *Laughs* Oh, that's just their own special way of expressing themselves and doing what they love! French people are very fascinating, I studied a lot about them in college when I was taking up History!

20. He would certainly make an interesting president! *Laughs* Very special!

Knowledge is power, power corrupts....Oh my! *Laughs* That certainly is creative!

And why yes, I do wear shorts when the weather is warm in my spare time!

No, you don't have to take the quiz. But you are still special!

I simply love to see the greatness in everything and everyone, because in our own ways, we're all very special!

And yes, I do like my pants. Thank you for asking!


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Post by peachcake21 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:16 am

Well, thank you for answering!

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Post by Weird1 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:21 am

Ah, Perhapsormaybe, this was an inspired idea of yours. It's so fun talking to these people... especially you, Simmons! You're very special too! Big Grin

Now then...

Totally random here, but I'm curious... what do you think of sausages?

What do you think of Arnold? Yes, we all know he's special, but what do you think of all his... Arnold-ness?

Helga? What do ya think of Helga? Have you ever meet her family?

Thank you for your time, Teach. Big Grin

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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:22 am

I wish I could take credit, but I found the game on an old Kim Possible forum and from there I've utilized it on other forums. It's always a blast!

Mr. S, you're just awesome. I know it's not a question, but we all wish you would have been our teacher.

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Post by Squirreltamer on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:22 am

Hey, Mr. Simmons! I was wondering what your favorite subject to teach is.

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Post by Weird1 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:28 am

Maybe not your idea really, but it was your idea to share it with us... so thank you!

Simmons... O_O He actually answered the questions... SO SPECIAL!

Okay, why do fools fall in love?

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Post by Mr. Simmons on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:28 am

Thank you, Weird1! I appreciate your kind and very special thoughts!

I think that sausages are delicious, they have always been a delightful side dish to various meals!

Arnold? Well of course I think highly of all my students! Arnold is often quiet and attentive, but he does his homework and offers great participation in class! What he does for his classmates and his loved ones is very sweet and admirable, he is a great student and a very great kid, I'm sure his grandparents are very proud of him! He's a very special boy.

Helga is certainly something! She writes amazing poetry, but then again, her writing in general is very well done for a girl her age! Her class performance is fantastic, though her participation could use some work. But that can be helped! I have indeed met her family, they are...well... I would say that I think they are a little misguided. *Shakes head sadly*

And thank you, Perhapsormaybe! Your kind and special thoughts are also well appreciated!

Hello there, SquirrelTamer! To answer your question, I simply just love being a teacher! But one of my favourites, that would have to be English! Oh, and History, a very special subject! It's hard to decide!

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Post by Perhapsormaybe on Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:29 am

What's your favorite kind of poem? I enjoy the limerick, but I suck at 'em.

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Post by Annemiek on Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:39 am

Hi Mr. Simmons!

I was wondering, how's you family at the moment? They weren't very friendly with thanksgiving, but are they always like that?

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Post by peachcake21 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:34 pm

Hello Mr.S! Can I call you that?
Any who, when did you get your interest in poems? You seem to like 'em alot.

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Post by Weird1 on Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:05 pm

Has anyone already asked you what your favorite color is? If not, what is it?

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